// uncategorized

  • My precious...
  • They're THIEVES! Wicked! Tricksy! False!
  • Smote his ruin on the mountainside.
  • The yellow face; it burns us.
  • No parent should have to bury their child.
  • Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
  • Don't be hasty, Master Meriadoc.

// drugs

  • Your love of the halfling's leaf has slowed your mind.

// loyalty and friendship

  • Whom do you serve?
  • Of course you're going alone. And I'm coming with you.

// dealing with conflict

  • Let them come! There is one dwarf left in Moria who still draws breath!
  • Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity.
  • You shall not pass!
  • Go back to the shadow!
  • You have no power here...
  • I offered you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of pain.
  • Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a wicked worm.

// Quotes for mocking someone who has no opinions of their own

  • I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound.

// Quotes relating to food and hunger

  • Nice, crispy bacon!
  • Roaring fires! Malt beer! Ripe meat off the bone!
  • Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
  • THEY are NOT for eating!
  • Raw and wiggling.
  • What about second breakfast?
  • So juicy sweet.
  • Po-ta-toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...

// Quotes for overcompensating for your own weaknesses

  • I am wasted on cross-country. We dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.
  • That one counts as mine!

// Quotes for expressing your dissatisfaction with other people's children'

  • Gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning: destroyers and usurpers. Curse them!